1) She hates politics because they turn happy people into angry people
2) She used to sing Whitney Houston songs into her hair brush when she was a kid.
3) Bonnie likes to say “whatever” when I complement her, but on the inside she thinks “good.”
4) Favorite sentence: “Do you HAVE to go to work today?”
5) She is very, very good at video games.
6) Bonnie gets visibly irked when a certain American Idol contestant does NOT get voted off.
7) She hates baseball caps but will wear a Detroit Tigers one to let me and everyone else know she’s mine.
8) Bonnie has to be the one driving. That’s just the way it is don’t fight her on this. :)
9) She likes to send me URL links on the IM to kids’ clothes she likes along with the sentence “I know you don’t care”. She’s right. I don’t.
10) She thinks that "pants-ing" people is hilaaaaaaarious.
11) Bonnie is an incredibly caring mother. She worries like crazy about her kids and is heartbroken whenever they are.
12) Her kissing abilities are beyond her years.
13) She starts to plan the kids’ next birthday parties the day after their recent birthday parties.
14) Same goes for Halloween.
15) She’s 29 but she sometimes pulls the skin on her face back. But not a lot. LADIES: Admit it, you ALL do.
16) Bonnie eats horrible food with zero repercussions. Yeah, she’s one of THOSE people.
17) She is not a fan of business trips.
18) She is incredibly patient with the children. Like, super-humanly patient.
19) Bonnie likes to set my mp3 player to specific songs so when I press play I’ll think of us.
20) She gets sick a lot.
21) She loves curd cheese and crackers when passing through Beaver Utah.
22) Bonnie won’t watch previews of certain TV shows because she likes to be surprised.
23) She once sang RESPECT in a school assembly for a campaign speech. She lost. But she still asserts that “I was awesome!”
24) She wants me to get in a fight with another guy over her. Just once.
25) She loves Dr. Pepper.
26) She loves owls.
27) She can’t wait to go on dates and get away from the kids, but starts to miss them after an hour.
28) She has a lot of fun being a step-mom. But she won't tell you that.
29) She thinks that non-string instruments are of a lower class for some reason. She won't elaborate on that but it's an opinion she is sticking to.
AUTHORS NOTE: I smiled as I typed every one of these things. I love this lady.
